Boom.

(like this, only for 13.1 miles)

Now Egge's in the mix and there's no turning back. I don't care if it's for glory or taco bell or some third thing, the Pacific Northwest is about to get into it. Since Ally is only doing this because I am, there's even a chance I'll give up drinking to focus more on my marathoning goals and not make her sacrifices meaningless. History will decide.